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The World wasn’t designed for poor people, if you’re poor you cant do anything you really want. Everything that’s supposed to be free doesn’t ever work right.

Why is it that bartenders are always porn star hot, but never just hot?
I mean this industry should take a clue from the ice cream industry and hire really cute girls who aren’t cunts to serve the drinks.
If I go into a bar and sit down to be greeted by this busted faced woman who is a size 0 and has fake tits that probably look like shit out of clothes, I face a problem. This delusional woman truly believes she’s going to get a huge tip because the doctors at South Florida Cosmetic Surgery did a good job. Well that’s not happening if you’re a bitch.
Meanwhile the girl serving frozen yogurt who’s leaps and bounds better looking and natural is nice, and tries to give good service even though her tip ranges from $.01 - $1.00 depending on the change that nobody even gets back due to credit cards.
But shes nice. She is better looking. And her service wasn’t ended once she dropped my order on the table.
These women need to realize just because you look like the newest stars on Bang Bros. doesn’t mean I will drool over you. In fact I’d only look at you if I was bored, like with real porn.
In the end Bars quit hiring the amateur porn circuit to serve me and hire the thousands of beautiful girls who are walking on the beach every day. 

I’ve posted my thoughts as a Miami fan and college student on this site
http://honestsande.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-u/

I am completely unbiased in my review. I hope you like it. 

So my friend recently published a book called Daylight Hours. I edited this book to the best of my ability. This is a book about vampires and other supernatural people. But this vampire can go out in the sun, no he doesn’t sparkle but it does slightly change him. If you go to http://www.amazon.com/Daylight-Hours-ebook/dp/B004Y069K2 and read the sample that would be awesome. If you like this please please buy it. I know three bucks is steep for some people in this digital age but it’s why we give a longer sample. Thank you all so much for following this blog and if you like the sample please re-blog so we can get to more and more readers!

It seems that even though the world seems to be a bit more open-minded about homosexuality, there are still more than enough men out there who are still somewhat homophobic.  The term, “No homo” seems to be shouted just as two guys are about to do something extremely gay.  It’s as if declaring that something isn’t homo, makes it alright to jerk each other off or make out in the middle of a bar just because you’re both clearly stating to each other that this isn’t gay, in fact it’s “No Gay”, which makes whatever you do fair game.

So “No Homo” to all of you guys out there who just feel like expressing your inner Gay tendencies without fear of being persecuted or judged by the rest of the people in the room or by each other.  I mean, haven’t we all slipped it in our best friend’s ass after whispering tenderly in their ear, “No Homo.”?

-Maybe we should make this a IS IT GAY? post instead?  With the scenario of whispering in the other guy’s ear “No Homo” before slipping it in?